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Yes, this game was horrendously bad. While the gameplay is poor, simple, and the freakin claws don't work, it entertained me thouroughly for near to 30 minutes. so well done my fiend. But I don't get it; are we playing as a fresh young jaundiced chimpanzee, fighting his way through ininite hordes of bald, egg-headed liver-spotted, giant-babies? I think the answer is clearly a yes. I believe a sequel is in order. Perhaps XrandomX 2: Double Dragon Fist: Face Punch-o-Rama: The Extravaganza of Time. I'll be waiting...

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Score: 8

"Splatterhouse 3 and Metal Slug?!?"

submission: Fett Fetterson Adventures

date: July 29, 2006

You have referenced 2 of the best games ever made! I love the Sega joke about the Masterdrive. This cartoon shows alot of potential, the animation needs a bit of work and for the love of god, get different intro music. The paino was a nice touch, but severely irritating. Keep it up and you may have a good sereis on your hands. Just don't forget to talk about Splatterhouse some more in the upcoming episodes!

Author's Response:

Hehe, the intro music was a joke, next episode will hopefully have a real song in place and a new theme sequence. You have excellent taste in videogames. :)

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Score: 10

"A glittering performance of rare perception!"

submission: Pipeline Labyrinth

date: July 4, 2006

Let me first begin by saying everything about this cartoon was sheer brilliance. It was fast-paced (much faster than The White War), yet the overall 16 minute length flew by real quick! I loved the Wilhelm scream, followed by a great Predator reference.

I'm not sure what all of these people are talking about: This movie isn't boring at all. In fact, it had me at the edge of my seat! My favorite part was the climatic fight sequence between Baron von Brunk and Ludwig. I think it's neat how the author of this cartoon made Ludwig so hellbent on revenge, but in the end he was taken down by his own firepower.

And pish-posh to people who badmouth sprites; Of course most sprite movies get dull after a while, but Baron von Brunk did something different by making his own sprites, most notable his custom Julius von Brunk character (with the helmet and jetpack). Congratulations, Brunk. You deserve the front page spot!

- Dr. Chud