Score: 10

"Horrible"

submission: XrandomX

date: August 5, 2006

Yes, this game was horrendously bad. While the gameplay is poor, simple, and the freakin claws don't work, it entertained me thouroughly for near to 30 minutes. so well done my fiend. But I don't get it; are we playing as a fresh young jaundiced chimpanzee, fighting his way through ininite hordes of bald, egg-headed liver-spotted, giant-babies? I think the answer is clearly a yes. I believe a sequel is in order. Perhaps XrandomX 2: Double Dragon Fist: Face Punch-o-Rama: The Extravaganza of Time. I'll be waiting...

Score: 8

"Splatterhouse 3 and Metal Slug?!?"

submission: Fett Fetterson Adventures

date: July 29, 2006

You have referenced 2 of the best games ever made! I love the Sega joke about the Masterdrive. This cartoon shows alot of potential, the animation needs a bit of work and for the love of god, get different intro music. The paino was a nice touch, but severely irritating. Keep it up and you may have a good sereis on your hands. Just don't forget to talk about Splatterhouse some more in the upcoming episodes!

Score: 10

"A glittering performance of rare perception!"

submission: Pipeline Labyrinth

date: July 4, 2006

Let me first begin by saying everything about this cartoon was sheer brilliance. It was fast-paced (much faster than The White War), yet the overall 16 minute length flew by real quick! I loved the Wilhelm scream, followed by a great Predator reference.

I'm not sure what all of these people are talking about: This movie isn't boring at all. In fact, it had me at the edge of my seat! My favorite part was the climatic fight sequence between Baron von Brunk and Ludwig. I think it's neat how the author of this cartoon made Ludwig so hellbent on revenge, but in the end he was taken down by his own firepower.

And pish-posh to people who badmouth sprites; Of course most sprite movies get dull after a while, but Baron von Brunk did something different by making his own sprites, most notable his custom Julius von Brunk character (with the helmet and jetpack). Congratulations, Brunk. You deserve the front page spot!

- Dr. Chud

Score: 10

"Excellent!"

submission: Scutters On A Mission

date: May 28, 2006

Excellent animation, very smooth! Keep up the good work!

Score: 10

"Excellent!"

submission: Pyramid Head's #1 Fan

date: April 27, 2006

That was fucking hilarious! Very clever way of portraying the awsome scene from the movie. The art was dead on and the scenario was perfect. Very rare to see a Silent Hill cartoon, let alone a good one! This made my favorites list!

Score: 9

"I hate the all the of the crews but..."

submission: GG 4/21: Radish

date: April 21, 2006

I really dislike all of the crews/groups on Newgrounds, but this submission was actually very good. I love the voice distortion and the sound overall was top-notch. The flashing multi-colored backgrounds, especailly the throbbing vein like thing in the doorway added alot to the bizarre atmosphere this cartoon had going. Even though your a Glock, excellent work!

Score: 2

"Cannibal: The Musical!"

submission: N00bkebob #15

date: April 1, 2006

I give you a 2 only because you used Swan's song from Cannibal: The Musical, the greatest film ever made. As for the cartoon, stop using TTS and improve your drawing.

Score: 7

"I liked it..."

submission: RE : The Second Nemesis

date: March 28, 2006

The drawing and scenarios need a lot of work, but I liked it. You manged to capture the style of Resident Evil: Nemesis fairly well. Hehe. If you make another one, make it longer, and give more time to react. Also, the buttons weren't able to be clicked in a wide enough area. Only the point in the center worked. Overall, not bad, keep it up and you may have something good.

Score: 0

"What the hell?"

submission: Where Do Babies Come From

date: March 28, 2006

Why in god's name would you make a hentai flash? Pretty sick dude. G out and get laid, or watch some LIVE ACTION PORNO!

Score: 10

"Once again, Brilliant!"

submission: DEAD GUY episode no. 2

date: March 16, 2006

I love this one as much as the first! You have some balls putting up something this dark and fucked up! I love it! Everyone who says this sucks can eat shit and watch anime. Hell, if you want a free ticket to the front page, why not make a Dead Guy anime? He's on a mystical quest with his 3 closest friends, challenging adversarys and themselves all the way. Learning about each other and finding new friends in every village they travel through! You don't even have to animate it, just take Dead Guy, and add a strobing multi-colored background! That's what anime does! Your halfway there!