Reel-Splatter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fett Fetterson Adventures]

Splatterhouse 3 and Metal Slug?!?

You have referenced 2 of the best games ever made! I love the Sega joke about the Masterdrive. This cartoon shows alot of potential, the animation needs a bit of work and for the love of god, get different intro music. The paino was a nice touch, but severely irritating. Keep it up and you may have a good sereis on your hands. Just don't forget to talk about Splatterhouse some more in the upcoming episodes!

FettFetterson responds:

Hehe, the intro music was a joke, next episode will hopefully have a real song in place and a new theme sequence. You have excellent taste in videogames. :)

[Pipeline Labyrinth]

A glittering performance of rare perception!

Let me first begin by saying everything about this cartoon was sheer brilliance. It was fast-paced (much faster than The White War), yet the overall 16 minute length flew by real quick! I loved the Wilhelm scream, followed by a great Predator reference.

I'm not sure what all of these people are talking about: This movie isn't boring at all. In fact, it had me at the edge of my seat! My favorite part was the climatic fight sequence between Baron von Brunk and Ludwig. I think it's neat how the author of this cartoon made Ludwig so hellbent on revenge, but in the end he was taken down by his own firepower.

And pish-posh to people who badmouth sprites; Of course most sprite movies get dull after a while, but Baron von Brunk did something different by making his own sprites, most notable his custom Julius von Brunk character (with the helmet and jetpack). Congratulations, Brunk. You deserve the front page spot!

- Dr. Chud

[Scutters On A Mission]

Excellent!

Excellent animation, very smooth! Keep up the good work!

Console responds:

thanks ^^

[Pyramid Head's #1 Fan]

Excellent!

That was fucking hilarious! Very clever way of portraying the awsome scene from the movie. The art was dead on and the scenario was perfect. Very rare to see a Silent Hill cartoon, let alone a good one! This made my favorites list!

mrnihil responds:

awesome (!) thank you very much :D

[GG 4/21: Radish]

I hate the all the of the crews but...

I really dislike all of the crews/groups on Newgrounds, but this submission was actually very good. I love the voice distortion and the sound overall was top-notch. The flashing multi-colored backgrounds, especailly the throbbing vein like thing in the doorway added alot to the bizarre atmosphere this cartoon had going. Even though your a Glock, excellent work!

RadishGlock responds:

Thanks.

[N00bkebob #15]

Cannibal: The Musical!

I give you a 2 only because you used Swan's song from Cannibal: The Musical, the greatest film ever made. As for the cartoon, stop using TTS and improve your drawing.

N00bNation responds:

this aint timetrials.

[DEAD GUY episode no. 2]

Once again, Brilliant!

I love this one as much as the first! You have some balls putting up something this dark and fucked up! I love it! Everyone who says this sucks can eat shit and watch anime. Hell, if you want a free ticket to the front page, why not make a Dead Guy anime? He's on a mystical quest with his 3 closest friends, challenging adversarys and themselves all the way. Learning about each other and finding new friends in every village they travel through! You don't even have to animate it, just take Dead Guy, and add a strobing multi-colored background! That's what anime does! Your halfway there!

[DEAD GUY episode no. 1]

Fucking Brilliant!

The Dead guy series is my favorite of NewGrounds! You sir, are a fucking genius! Your sense of humor is much darker than anyone else's on here, and I believe that's why people don't like these cartoons. What the hell where they expecting when they read the description? The drawing was fantastic as was the music! Keep up the great work! Are there any more Dead Guy's coming along? I can't wait to see Bum Trouble part 2. Keep it sick!